You don't have to remind me about that tatoo on your back side

When I make love to you I look at that.--Flavor Flav
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What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness and an atheist?

Someone who knocks on your door for no reason whatsoever.
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Jehovah's Witness and the lawyer

A lawyer was invited to become a Jehovah's Witness. He politely declined the invitation, as he had not seen the incident.

However, he did say that he would be glad to consider representing the case.
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I got a million of them folks! I'll be appearing in Compton next month. If your in town come check out the show!
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Do yourself a favor. Go see the “Lean Back” original video at Spine Magazine.com.
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“Demonoid Phenomenon” Rob Zombie (that's right!)
“Daryl and Joe”-Run DMC
“Leatherface” Big Pun
“Temperature's Rising” – Mobb Deep
“Serious” EPMD w/ Redman & Das EFX
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